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  • Michael Gibbs
    Michael Gibbs Hace 7 horas

    “We’ve seen midgets grow” 😂🤣

  • Goddess Queen
    Goddess Queen Hace 7 horas

    Roomba is robotic vacuum gross.

  • Norm Allyn *IM A MAAM* Walkstrong

    ES-pl is working hard to push these mediocre propagandists... i mean comedians. There's like 17 recommendations for these kinds of shitty channels all completely unrelated to what I was watching. *FUCK YOU, PROPAGANDATUBE* Y O F U C K

  • Rexy 123
    Rexy 123 Hace 7 horas

    When I saw thet little APC,I fucking died,and then the music kicked in,and I fell back. John then killed me with the quote "we are going to stop a robbery at little Caesars".

  • Norm Allyn *IM A MAAM* Walkstrong

    Fucking hell. Why does youtube keep recommending me this garbage of a channel. I already declined this mediocre comedian 10 fucking times!

  • Coldfusionstorm Gaming

    Well he is right now. We're laughing that America is so stupid. I mean it's tears of joyfull crying but it's still tears!.

  • Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner
    Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner Hace 7 horas

    8:15 The Loki defense

  • HunterInstruments
    HunterInstruments Hace 7 horas

    Pro Wrestling WWE has a little more logic then American Politics.

  • Nyx Nox
    Nyx Nox Hace 7 horas

    Say about John what you want. This is an excellent opportunity to exercise his to free speech: Telling one very powerful man in America to go eat shit.

  • Mohamed Ahmed
    Mohamed Ahmed Hace 7 horas

    I'm sensing a Big D.

  • I BraveHeart
    I BraveHeart Hace 7 horas

    It’s funny how John Oliver always has at least 2,000 Dislikes on EVERY VIDEO he makes

  • Auspol Explained
    Auspol Explained Hace 7 horas

    Fun fact: this doesn't happen in Australia anymore (sorta). William Webster spoke for almost 11 hours straight in 1909 so the House of Representatives decided "hey screw that, let's change the rules for speaking times" and that record is forever etched into Australian history... For the House that is. The Senate didn't seem to think it was important. The hubris. So in 1918 a senator decided to talk for 12 hours and 40 minutes straight on a bill he hated. He started this at 10pm. That's right. He decided to start his fillibuster shortly BEFORE MIDNIGHT. He was initially permitted to sit but when they realised this would go on indefinitely they forced him to stand until he was done. The Senate then realised its mistake and changed the rules for speaking limits. Of course then there's state parliaments too and, well... They haven't caught up.... Fillibusters can still happen, though rarely. But yeah Australia had two idiots decide to prove a point and we changed the rules.

    YOUTUBE'S A. JOKE Hace 7 horas

    Is anyone else glad that September 11th 2001 happend it is funny

  • Surya H R
    Surya H R Hace 7 horas

    Why I am getting this recommendation only now after 2 whole days?!

  • Steve Collett
    Steve Collett Hace 7 horas

    I'm Soo glad sep 11th 2001 happend

  • yohanes kurniawan
    yohanes kurniawan Hace 7 horas

    China: "first time?"

  • Tina Mitsuba
    Tina Mitsuba Hace 7 horas

    Vaccines cause adults

  • Steve Malone
    Steve Malone Hace 8 horas

    They're not just to your phones. Websites constantly want to push informational updates to your desktop/laptop.

  • Danbob
    Danbob Hace 8 horas

    I haven't laughed so hard in ages😂 "well it may be safe to go home, because no one knows who the fuk u are" 👍👍👍

  • Rin
    Rin Hace 8 horas

    Great song great job. You insulted furries everywhere though. He is not one! Does not want thank you.

  • Mymy Lastname
    Mymy Lastname Hace 8 horas

    Sounds like "SLAVERY". They need to all walk out.

  • Roas Runna
    Roas Runna Hace 8 horas

    I'm sure John feels aliens made the pyramids

  • Saber Toothless
    Saber Toothless Hace 8 horas


  • Adam Hauck
    Adam Hauck Hace 8 horas

    I commit to staying at only La Quinta from now on!

  • Fierrect
    Fierrect Hace 8 horas


  • Tomáš Slach
    Tomáš Slach Hace 8 horas

    Just wow.

  • MrEnjoivolcom1
    MrEnjoivolcom1 Hace 8 horas

    5:43 *_FLORIDA_** MARLINS* *

  • kailani yates
    kailani yates Hace 8 horas

    Sadam had the key to the city of Dearborn, not Detroit. That's a mistake that's been repeated over and over again in the media because no one outside of Michigan has heard of Dearborn, everyone has heard of Detroit.

  • Unusual Advices
    Unusual Advices Hace 8 horas

    Hello Mr. Oliver, I have a great idea (or possibly the worst idea ever) and I am almost sure that you will love it as well. Could you kindly (no, I am actually begging you to do this) make an episode about Yellow Bird Nest (I still didn't get my visa for US, so I am not gonna write his name but I am pretty positive that you got the correct person) & ... wait for it... wait a little longer because it is like two black holes colliding... okay, don't wait more because I think I am losing your interest around somewhere in this sentence... & Flat Earth. Yes, you read it right. Take a moment. Please. Okay, there was a time where I used to be shocked about every new the comment, speech, idea, etc. coming from Yellow Bird Nest. And every single time, I said to myself "Okay, this is obvious right? He clearly doesn't know what he says. I mean this is the limit of the stupidest things that he could say. So, on the bright side, he shouldn't be able to come with anything more stupid.". Well, you can guess what happened next, but anyways... I am very curious, and I hate myself because of it, what is Yellow Bird Nest's idea about the Flat Earth since it seems like the people who supports him is kinda the same exact people who believes that the Earth is Flat (I am saying this because I refuse to fight on 2 fronts , where each front gets more stupid than the other one each time I check the other one - yes my English might have failed me here). Even a short episode is fine, just something, give me something.. tell me that he doesn't believe that please... I need to sleep at some point and I can't just peacefully go to the sleep knowing that , well... "we are fucked". ***Also, love your show and your / team's effort on trying to bring us the clear / objective information combined with your modest humor.*** Thank You, Sincerely, Prospective (and hopefully) Ph.D. student in Mathematics who is possibly endangering his visa application just because he wanted to give a horribly perfect idea to some comedian who wears... nice ties actually.. seriously, I know people make jokes about them but seriously, nice ties. Note: I didn't watch the trailer yet... Another Note: Yes, my ES-pl name is Unusual Advices... which sounds, now that I think about it, creepy... very creepy... but my intentions were good when I tried to make videos... Let's keep it at here and never mention this anymore. I will change it at some point when I am not lazy (says the person who wrote zibilion paragraphs just now).

  • AshtonL88
    AshtonL88 Hace 8 horas

    I don't know if you'll ever read this John Oliver, but i've got into you thanks to a Portuguese comedian named Diogo Batáguas. He loves your work and suggested it in one of his videos. keep up the good work!

  • Chris Schels
    Chris Schels Hace 9 horas

    The Kurds as an entity did not assist the US during World War II or at Normandy in particular, but that's because they couldn't. The Kurds are made up of many different tribes and families that primarily live in Kurdistan, a region that spans across five countries: Iran, Iraq, Syria, Turkey and Armenia. During the Second World War there was no Kurdish government in any of these countries, so there was no way they could have assisted the US in Normandy or any battlefront. The Kurds were not (and still are not) a nation state, there would be no way for them to enter the war. However, because some Kurds migrated to the Soviet Union following the First World War and the fall of the Ottoman Empire, individual Kurds may have fought with the Soviets against the Axis

  • DarthSparhawk
    DarthSparhawk Hace 9 horas

    before this video I did not know why so many Americans hate Christians. As a Christian, I kinda hate these people as well.

  • Barny
    Barny Hace 9 horas

    I got this from a push notification

  • Water lemon
    Water lemon Hace 9 horas

    Man that mother fucker freedom toons made a video about this video and only did the first few minutes because he knew that he couldn’t debunk him

  • H Mistress
    H Mistress Hace 9 horas

    😂 I can't handle how good this is.

  • Eve Kohley
    Eve Kohley Hace 9 horas

    i thumbed up because I liked the criteria test given, but i was gonna thumb down because it was too distracted & overlaughed. but then i remembered the crappy videos i thumbed up recently so hence.

  • Varinder Bains
    Varinder Bains Hace 9 horas

    Oh wrong you were John, completely delusional!!! President Trump has created the strongest economy on the planet, the highest stock market ever, the lowest unemployment numbers ever, lowest Black and Hispanic unemployment and yes he is building a wall...This must hurt so, so much and yet it is so fun to watch again...

  • Joey Veres
    Joey Veres Hace 9 horas

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 bahahaha

  • John Economou
    John Economou Hace 9 horas

    You know I received a push notification for this, right? :-)

  • Florian Hagenauer
    Florian Hagenauer Hace 9 horas

    10:41 haha going to one pretty soon. I’m 16 😂

  • aaron fletcher
    aaron fletcher Hace 9 horas

    The earth also has Florida! Possibly worse than Turkmenistan... You can cut the humidity with a butter knife...

  • Hitsami Fox
    Hitsami Fox Hace 9 horas

    7:45 and 14:13

  • goodgulf13
    goodgulf13 Hace 9 horas

    Those 1100 ft "homes are mobile, But where you gonna park it?

  • Ptao Tom
    Ptao Tom Hace 9 horas

    across that phone that’s connected to reality, ( that which is all around us when we stop talking), that and certain calls.

  • Joey Veres
    Joey Veres Hace 10 horas

    You leftist vermin are really nasty subanimals....wish I could see your stupid faces after TRUMP puts another judge on the supreme court after RBG kicks the🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • skeptik
    skeptik Hace 10 horas

    The more notifications you are receiving the faster your device battery die. Turn off notifications, save the battery!

  • Jason Q
    Jason Q Hace 10 horas

    I hate when John Oliver swears. It sounds so forced, like a child that has been given permission by his grandparents, who we all know supersede parental rules.

    • Ptao Tom
      Ptao Tom Hace 9 horas

      Waiting for someone to put up a comment on 27th January 2020, saying "I got a push notification that night last week from Last Week Tonight, titled Push notifications"

  • Left Traces
    Left Traces Hace 10 horas

    ‘Push notifications, the only worse thing to get on your cellphone phone other than AT&T...’

  • twitertaker
    twitertaker Hace 10 horas

    1:23 Merkel, from a country the death penalty is forbidden since 75 years, standing beside him makes this even more horribly awkward. Merkel probably thinks "Damn I am glad I don't need to reign in a country stuck in the middle age".

  • Neil Louise
    Neil Louise Hace 10 horas

    February return? Senators might finish running their mouths about the impeachment by then. If Trump is removed from office (really really big IF) this show would return in time to watch the military drag his fat ass out of the W.H. clawing at the carpet like a cat going to the vet. *sigh* dream of dreams. Southern District of NY will arrest citizen Trump as he steps out, expecting a defection to Russian in his private plane. Melania better learn to run with diamonds in her prison wallet. Trump will slam that door once he's inside. Screw the kids. All from a bad second marriage.

  • Scar Racing
    Scar Racing Hace 10 horas


  • Om Shree
    Om Shree Hace 10 horas

    Teach the Afghani language to your troops being deployed in that region. Dude, how is America even functional after being so impractically dumb ?

  • Saber Toothless
    Saber Toothless Hace 10 horas

    10:07 trust me my country has just as many bad, as outright stupid people in charge but we still manage to not piss of the ENTIRE WORLD, despite our many problems.

  • Rickey Robinson
    Rickey Robinson Hace 10 horas

    The Dum Dems are Jumping on the Trump Train by the millions This is great Donald is The Man. Theres A New Boss in Town And His Name Is Donald Trump Donald Trump has all Ready Won 2020 And he’s Working on 2024 Way Ahead of you Dope heads. Your stupid. Your loosing your Dope kick Back money HA HA. The Dems are jumping on the Trump Train. Your going Down Your loosing. Your Ratting are in the Toilet your trying to hold. But where not sure you can do it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!!!!!!!

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 Hace 7 horas

      Geez, Trumptard cultists are getting more delusional every day.

    JOHN HANSON Hace 10 horas

    There are real miracles. I’ll prove it.

  • Laurie Hayes
    Laurie Hayes Hace 10 horas ඔහු කතා පෙර දින සිකුරාදා හා පිටත්වන

  • Castiel Ware
    Castiel Ware Hace 11 horas

    I'm a democrat, but I absolutely HATE pelosi. Seriously, she sucks.

  • diane dillon
    diane dillon Hace 11 horas

    OMG...dont fucking get me started on this shit! I was pulled over just outside of Chicago...i was driving from California to Newfoundland, like 5000 miles. I had a 10 year old Lexus (now 20 years :) I was looking for my turn the highway...his initial statement was i was going 5 miles over the speed limit! Im like...seriously? on the fucking highway? He then asked me to step out of the car. and get into the police car. I know something was fucked up but I'm Canadian...and not doing anything wrong right?! Nothing to hide. I was grilled. Have you ever used drugs? How did you pay for your car? How much money are you traveling with? Do you have drugs in the car? So if i call the K-9 unit they won't find anything? Im going to call the K-9 sure you don't want to tell me anything Im calling the k-9 unit now. Oh, and you you don't have to answer any questions if you don't want to. Then 3 more cop cars pulled over ...waiting for K-9 unit. waiting for k-9 unit. The they started tearing apart my car. I spent about 5 hours trying to pack my car with all my worldly goods. They dropped a painting and chipped the frame. My jewelry box ended up in the highway. There was , nothing there...i was a 40 year old white woman trying to get home after a horrible break up. The SHOVED everything back into the car and i can now not see out the back window...pretty sure thats illegal...why i spent 5 hours packing my shit up appropriately! I was pulled over for having Cali Plates in Chicago. Fuck the police

  • John Pettus
    John Pettus Hace 11 horas

    This segment was a complicated emotional and moral rollercoaster. Liked and unsubscribed.

  • Liam Taggart
    Liam Taggart Hace 11 horas

    That’s why the human race is doomed.Too many dumb suckers

  • Toy - Man
    Toy - Man Hace 11 horas

    John sides with idiot AOC??? Unsubscribed.

  • AlexanderDraconis
    AlexanderDraconis Hace 11 horas

    He's gonna be busy when he gets back. *standing at John's burning desk, a very visible apocalypse leering through a hole in the back of the set and studio* .... *Air horn* JOKE!!!!

  • TidalWave Dan
    TidalWave Dan Hace 11 horas

    2:24 this man, like a lot of us was taught only the FIRST part of the 13th Amendment. Here’s the 13th Amendment in full: Section 1: Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

  • Castiel Ware
    Castiel Ware Hace 11 horas

    When you're a witch during the witch hunt........ Help me.

  • JCTiggs
    JCTiggs Hace 11 horas

    When is John back!? C'mon!

  • Gregory S
    Gregory S Hace 11 horas

    Notice the mistake in the phone text?

  • Dimitar Bonev
    Dimitar Bonev Hace 11 horas

    7:13 this is a hommo hacker. He is bio hacking the gay jiz into some other gay ass hole...

  • Castiel Ware
    Castiel Ware Hace 11 horas

    BECAUSE YOU KEEP ASKING, JOHN!!!! Hoosier, noun, ˈho͞oZHər, native or inhabitant of state of Indiana

  • Ori Halicon
    Ori Halicon Hace 11 horas

    The student athlete should all be given free tuition, room and board...problem solved

  • Олег комчицкий

    а по русский !

  • Gregory S
    Gregory S Hace 11 horas

    Please Mr. Oliver, don't stop what you're doing. You more important to us than you may know. Don't behave like Charlie Sheen, and destroy every thing because you have gone mad with fame.

  • boeingdriver29
    boeingdriver29 Hace 11 horas

    The average American is less informed than my dog and it’s all by design.

  • luvmibratt
    luvmibratt Hace 11 horas

    I'm watching you John on ES-pl and barrowing Wi-Fi from my disgruntled neighbor on my non paid for Android risk it all for you😉❤😈

  • Twilight FanFic Audio
    Twilight FanFic Audio Hace 11 horas

    Sheila Zalinsky did a TY video on the motivations of these types of televangelists.

  • alicevana
    alicevana Hace 11 horas

    I would love to see John Oliver do a segment on adjuncts at American colleges. They teach about 70 percent of classes, are paid a fraction of what full timers are paid, no benefits, no security, are exploited using a lot of public money, and cash strapped colleges still pay presidents and admins an insane wage. Here in St. louis, the big colleges, like wash u, use a lot of adjuncts, and the last chance colleges whose degree won't get you a job, like McKendree in IL, does the same. But I think a government that gives millions to colleges should insist on a much smaller percent of adjunct for the money and Oliver's audience seems to be a lot of college students

  • Inquisitor Shepard
    Inquisitor Shepard Hace 11 horas

    Cryptocurrencies are doomed. The longer it stays on the market, the longer the ledger become, the more complex the algorithm it is to solve. Not only that but mining rigs mass buyout means the cost of graphic cards skyrocketed to 10x their supposed prices, due to high demand. So if you were to start mining today you'd start at a loss from the beginning, not only that but unless you invest massive amount of money to get a massive amount of processing power you lose money due to the fact you pay more in electricity than you recieved from Bitcoin farming. Add to the fact you got to compete to the likes of China who put giant Bitcoin farms to cash in the market and botnets that hijack large amount of PC's just to mine bitcoins and actually make money. Doomed. Block chains are just a temporary solution to the actual loss the whole market is experiencing (think people banding together to solve more algorithm and make more overall). That you make peanuts from solving transactions.

  • Diego Zequeira-Russell
    Diego Zequeira-Russell Hace 12 horas

    That homeschooling joke hurt 😞

  • Twilight FanFic Audio
    Twilight FanFic Audio Hace 12 horas

    These televangelist are GUILTY. These are the people the Lord will say I never knew you Matthew 7:21-23. It is wickedness. Thanks for exposing it. There are many Christians that do expose these people. That is the good news. Now for the bad news. The second part of your video was very mocking towards people of true faith. What does the Bible say about mocking? Isaiah 57:4, Galatians 6:7. Jesus was mocked during his persecutions. The church expects this treatment because the Lord told us if they did it to me they will do it to you. But really, thank you for exposing the thief and the greed and the liar. My feelings as far as IRS is concerned is they should not even exist. We should still be on the gold standard. I appreciate your social experiments.

  • Saber Toothless
    Saber Toothless Hace 12 horas

    The video at the end is so weird

  • gothicanimegirl44
    gothicanimegirl44 Hace 12 horas

    This diss track fire

  • HecTech FPV
    HecTech FPV Hace 12 horas

    The laugh tracks are so cringe

  • Vassal Colony
    Vassal Colony Hace 12 horas

    I think pomegranates ARE wonderful. As a classicist, I can tell you it is an ancient fruit that has provided vitamins to humans since time immemorial. It is too bad that one needs a lobby and huge resources to deliver a good product, but there it is. Pomegranates have very small natural footprint. They do not take up much space, they grow in salty soil, are very resilient, don't need much water and are packed with antioxidants. The claims POM makes (pom means apple in Latin, so pomegranate means apple with many seeds) are way too ambitious - it won't fix your erectile dysfunction - unless that is caused by plaque in the arteries. It is excellent for free radicals. If you are someone who uses drugs or drinks a lot, this fruit would be great for you - it prevents oxydation and cellular damage, especially if you eat some of the white rind also. I swallow the seed. The easiest way to eat it is not how POM recommends. Cut it in half, along its middle equator line - ie imagine it is the planet Earth with north and south poles - the little branch pip at the top would be the north pole. Then, use a knife to cut along its equator. Then, twist the fruit and you will expose a star shape inside, the pentagram of Venus (Fibonacci pattern). Take a spoon and hit the top of the fruit and all the seeds will come out. Keep hitting until all have come out. Easy!

  • Wise Guy
    Wise Guy Hace 12 horas

    I’m gonna I know you you have been going through this game and you can take a deep breath and get it back and type In I justifiedo isn’t that I mean I ya you can get it right away but I wanna use the way I dont is the time t the door until I get back from a car accidentally left a car in

  • Zenbun Katatakala
    Zenbun Katatakala Hace 12 horas

    Europe for Europeans

  • Andrew Nofsinger
    Andrew Nofsinger Hace 12 horas

    6:36 ms paint

  • Dr. Business PhD
    Dr. Business PhD Hace 12 horas

    as an Australian that's the only good thing Malcolm Turnbull has ever done

  • Subin Sasidharan
    Subin Sasidharan Hace 12 horas

    And this happening in a first world country... and they call us third world country....

  • Matthew Bulanda
    Matthew Bulanda Hace 12 horas

    Thank you for this video. I was struggling to show a friend that she might be in a MLM thing.

  • Antonis J.kondilis
    Antonis J.kondilis Hace 13 horas

    Any deal that donald dont make money is a bad deal !!!

  • Historia Romae
    Historia Romae Hace 13 horas

    How come most of the countries that were against Guantanamo probably have prisoners there

  • Snow Floofer
    Snow Floofer Hace 13 horas

    I'm pretty sure the Yale guys are joking. "No means yes, yes means anal" has been a meme for quite a while, and I highly doubt that a group of guys would just get together in a public place and overtly encourage rape. It's illegal and reputation-destroying.

  • sidd thinks
    sidd thinks Hace 13 horas

    You look like a bird

  • gokul balagopal
    gokul balagopal Hace 13 horas

    Milkman thing is important

  • gokul balagopal
    gokul balagopal Hace 13 horas

    What if the serial killer kills again

  • Ben Bauer
    Ben Bauer Hace 13 horas

    One of the smallest, quietest details in this video is the photoshop of Trump holding Tiffany's present - the one with a tag on it saying Tiffany, with an arrow pointing to a picture of her. I see that small detail. And I am very happy for it.

  • Mitchel Putman
    Mitchel Putman Hace 13 horas

    Let’s not lose sight of what these criminals did to get their dumb ass put in the electric chair . I’m sure their victims suffered. All death row inmates should be beaten to death .

  • Ashley Hyne
    Ashley Hyne Hace 13 horas

    I just wondered who this Brummy was until I realised he was a Cambridge graduate. Great Uni to go to if you want to be well connected.

  • Danielle M
    Danielle M Hace 13 horas

    Is anyone else disappointed that he didn't go with "YOU get a carp! YOU get a carp! We're all getting CAAAARP!"

  • Melissa BigMac
    Melissa BigMac Hace 13 horas

    3.9k Zombies are crying. 😂

  • Draconic
    Draconic Hace 13 horas

    Water: $17.50... just drink from the tap man