NERD PLAYS SOCCER (football) *ankles broken*

  • Publicado el 14 ago 2019
  • NERD PLAYS SOCCER!!! aka football...
    I dress up as a Nerd and troll Ohio State's Band, play in some pickup games, and crack some jokes.
    Shoutout to DC Heat and BigDawsTv for the vid inspiration
    Insta @MCEW
    filmed/edited: Robert Pizzuco and Andrew McEwen
    music produced by: Andrew McEwen
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Comentarios • 7 194

  • MCEW
    MCEW  Hace un mes +1998

    Watch until the end to see me school them 😂😂😂 & make sure you're SUBBED!!! Penalty or Pie To The Face COMING SATURDAY!!!!!! LESSSS GET IT!

    • NimtraXer ssj
      NimtraXer ssj Hace 16 horas

      Very good video bro greetings from COSTA RICA🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷

    • Randy Torres
      Randy Torres Hace 3 días

      School them? U didnt even make a goal and didnt do any tricks u suck bruhh

    • Frankcisco Monterrosa
      Frankcisco Monterrosa Hace 6 días

      You schooled them? Did I missed that part or what ,you were playing with loosers like yourself hahaha , schooled them hahahaha come play with us we will make you our bitch.

    • Fe
      Fe Hace 9 días

      Come to Brasil LOL

    • Fe
      Fe Hace 9 días

      Dude, ur not even average player, in good shape for highperformance but no talent at all, not a lil bit of skills.. no posture, dont even know How to do a simple pass. My cousin have 7 yr old, he could kick your ass with closed eyes

  • Rafael Costa
    Rafael Costa Hace 14 minutos

    Imagina esses cara no Brasil ksksksks não ia dar nem graça sksk

  • Rio Grande do Sul
    Rio Grande do Sul Hace 33 minutos

    You'd be a great player for tua USA team

  • Sinemuda :D
    Sinemuda :D Hace 59 minutos

    Come to indonesia you skunk, the 6 years old will beat you

  • Mason Shelley
    Mason Shelley Hace un hora

    It’s like watching a Sunday League game

  • Matshall Hill
    Matshall Hill Hace un hora

    Is a toad all u got try 7 snakes 24 bearded dragons 7 horses 9 hamsters m8 you are running a little bit behind

    • Matshall Hill
      Matshall Hill Hace un hora

      Anyone beats my amount of pets ill beat u again already getting 100 fish tmoz so have fun beating xd i like bragging its my job no joke i get paid by my older bro to brag so ha

  • Jerome Daback
    Jerome Daback Hace un hora

    Demasiadas payasadas

  • André albuquerq
    André albuquerq Hace un hora

    Vem para o Brasil brinca assim kkk aqui so tem craque kkk

  • TangledHornet
    TangledHornet Hace un hora

    I'm from the US but like Hispanic US, things must be different here. This ain't special.

  • Tai Li
    Tai Li Hace 2 horas

    wtf it’s still bad

  • Alessandro Rodrigues
    Alessandro Rodrigues Hace 2 horas

    Vem pro Brasil q nóis mostra o que é futebol de verdade 😎⚽

  • Ronikieverton de Jesus
    Ronikieverton de Jesus Hace 3 horas

    Do nada apareceu nos recomendados.

  • Leif Bostwick-Riddell
    Leif Bostwick-Riddell Hace 3 horas

    I never see people play pick-up soccer, it’s normally always basketball

  • Checker Twins
    Checker Twins Hace 3 horas


  • SkyssS
    SkyssS Hace 3 horas


  • Dedoid's High Vis Vest
    Dedoid's High Vis Vest Hace 3 horas +2

    An average guy playing against trash lol

  • B sauce Money
    B sauce Money Hace 3 horas

    Kicks ball slightly to the right, DHISNDJD WOOOOO ANKLES BROKEN

  • Wornspur
    Wornspur Hace 3 horas

    Your awesome you should fly to England or Europe and prank some Sunday league players just like this. They would love you especially with your sick skills. It would be a million times more entertaining than this.

  • B sauce Money
    B sauce Money Hace 4 horas

    My team of 8th graders plays better than this

  • B Mo
    B Mo Hace 4 horas

    A nerd wearin a gucci belt😂

  • luciano liza
    luciano liza Hace 5 horas

    Hasta la categoría/clase 2010 del club de mí barrio los bailan a esos yankis jaja

  • Jorge Velasco
    Jorge Velasco Hace 5 horas

    Whats up with all these rude american comments? I guess in other countries they know how to play soccer but dont know anything about respect.

  • dynamo ali
    dynamo ali Hace 5 horas

    Come to my country you will see a players best on you baby. You are not good. Just a little. Sorry

  • Lazaro Vilar
    Lazaro Vilar Hace 6 horas

    Thats why you never judge a book by it's cover.

  • Zalex Brunelle
    Zalex Brunelle Hace 6 horas

    Ay guys ya I agree with us soccer being trash but we can get much better than this! These teams aren’t in any type of division at all and I play for a team in elite and we could beat them all us soccer or fútbol can get much better

  • Cl Ruatkima
    Cl Ruatkima Hace 6 horas

    Nothing spectacular

  • Jeannie Clark
    Jeannie Clark Hace 6 horas

    Here we see nerdy boi NOT in his habitat

  • Mattster 312
    Mattster 312 Hace 7 horas

    Is anyone gonna mention how earrape his mic is oh my goodness

  • Tom the crackhead
    Tom the crackhead Hace 7 horas

    Im seeing alot of comments bashing americains being bad at football just cause one guy on yt is bad. Dont mean all are bad (im european)

  • Shuhur Azizuddin
    Shuhur Azizuddin Hace 7 horas

    nerds got tatoo :P

  • Ryan Peel
    Ryan Peel Hace 8 horas


  • Oliver MacDonald
    Oliver MacDonald Hace 8 horas

    would have been a good vid if he was good

  • Minato Namikaze
    Minato Namikaze Hace 8 horas

    Con esas pantorrillas ya pareces entrenado!😂

  • Toastfr8
    Toastfr8 Hace 8 horas

    In Germany he is just OK

  • Katie Gutierrez
    Katie Gutierrez Hace 9 horas

    6:40 what was up with the trumpet player?

  • 24 7
    24 7 Hace 9 horas

    I thought the nerd would play well...

  • FoupoudavFR
    FoupoudavFR Hace 9 horas

    What is the music a 7m40. Thanks

  • Pieter Post
    Pieter Post Hace 9 horas

    Youre not good plz dont pretend you are play a night on the streets at stoke and you have a problem m8

  • whackazz jiveturkey
    whackazz jiveturkey Hace 10 horas

    The bird in the last couple seconds shows more skill. We've all got that one pal that thinks he's the next best thing but has never went pro because really all they can do is a couple keepie ups. Looks quick though

  • Ariel Segieda
    Ariel Segieda Hace 10 horas

    OMG Americans suck at this! including the nerdy one you 'll be raped in Argentina

  • Ndrh123 Kappa
    Ndrh123 Kappa Hace 10 horas


    PERCOCET Hace 11 horas

    its Football …. not Soccer

  • # Kinkel
    # Kinkel Hace 11 horas

    Nobody wants to play with someone like you :'D

  • MnM Gaming
    MnM Gaming Hace 12 horas

    SOCCER (football)
    Bruh moment

  • chileyork
    chileyork Hace 13 horas

    you aren’t that good ,in USA is easy to look like a soccer star ,American people doesn’t know shit about soccer

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    Erik Presnov Hace 13 horas

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  • TheHypixelAddict
    TheHypixelAddict Hace 13 horas

    To be honest a group of experienced 13 yr olds would destroy all of you.

  • Theito3 33
    Theito3 33 Hace 14 horas

    She s not good playing I m 10 and I can atw

  • DP28 OP
    DP28 OP Hace 14 horas

    I thought football in India is bad, but now I think we are really good

  • NimtraXer ssj
    NimtraXer ssj Hace 16 horas

    Very good video bro greetings from COSTA RICA🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷

  • mercado1011
    mercado1011 Hace 17 horas

    Wow wat a waste of time . U not even good dude .. trash

  • RoyisDaBEST
    RoyisDaBEST Hace 18 horas +1

    even vikkstar is better than you lmfao

    MLK NEUTRO Hace 18 horas

    Hahsdhdjjsjsjdjds achei q o cara era bom, só tem marra

  • Eman Gamer
    Eman Gamer Hace 19 horas

    the fact that his thighs barely fit into his shorts should've been a dead giveaway

  • Hugo Relva
    Hugo Relva Hace 19 horas

    You could be the water boy in Portugal with those "skills"

  • MrPistolfil
    MrPistolfil Hace 19 horas

    In Portugal, no one wants to play with you.

    PASSINHO DOS MALOKA Hace 19 horas +1

    Alguém BR?

  • Patricia Hernandez
    Patricia Hernandez Hace 20 horas +1

    Lol come to Brazil I dare you my 5 year brother would absolutely destroy

  • Mr Rabitt
    Mr Rabitt Hace 21 un hora +1

    Ah un idiota al cuadrado, foerte

  • Sebastian Parra
    Sebastian Parra Hace 21 un hora

    En que momento juega bien ?

  • Fire furry-
    Fire furry- Hace 22 horas


  • Randomdome 420
    Randomdome 420 Hace 22 horas

    Wtf was that handshake bruh

  • king of gray
    king of gray Hace 22 horas

    I love soccer!!!!!

  • BinauralWalks
    BinauralWalks Hace 22 horas

    Ur not even that good lol what a waste if time

  • Ben Sonmak
    Ben Sonmak Hace un día

    Is he really a nerd

  • Klaus H.
    Klaus H. Hace un día

    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK grava um video desse no brasil com mulecadinha de 13 anos que tu n joga


    I a fourth grader bet I can school sorry jk

  • Thanos
    Thanos Hace un día


  • Zaza 123
    Zaza 123 Hace un día +1

    Os br vão entender

  • Hakan Eroglu
    Hakan Eroglu Hace un día

    The think is hey you so Shot at the Goal so hard and can Ort the ball stay on the Grass and Hit hin in the Face ??
    If you Playing Soccer like this in Germany dude Nobody thaks you top his Team 🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • Ayden Patterson
    Ayden Patterson Hace un día

    lol they were shooting on a Lacrosse goal. Shout out to all the other lacrosse players!

  • Diego Riveros Fernández

    Soy de paraguay

  • BobthepIayer
    BobthepIayer Hace un día

    wtf isnt good player :D

  • Fran K
    Fran K Hace un día

    what does "soccer" mean?
    I only see an idiot playing football ..

  • CazaPutas42
    CazaPutas42 Hace un día +1

    Esas cascaritas son para sacar la magia y el talento no para correr como loco o tirar con fuerza

  • Valentim
    Valentim Hace un día


  • Natan Sousa
    Natan Sousa Hace un día

    Brazil 2019

  • mm0jin
    mm0jin Hace un día

    mano, que isso

  • Nicholas bertuccelli
    Nicholas bertuccelli Hace un día

    Omg ghildish gambino

  • Joker
    Joker Hace un día

    No nerd wears clothes like this today but okay.

  • Pedro Vieira
    Pedro Vieira Hace un día

    Lol, Americans can't play sh*t 😂

  • Ryan Chaves
    Ryan Chaves Hace un día


  • Drizzle
    Drizzle Hace un día +4

    Like cmon man, where are the stepovers, rollovers, n, rainbows, fakeshots, cutbacks, fake right and left. The moves you were doing were quite basic. We need to see more style 😎.

  • josemaria ch y
    josemaria ch y Hace un día

    Nose quien es mas nerdddd el de.los lentes o los patas con los que juegaaa

  • Mohamad Shamel
    Mohamad Shamel Hace un día

    I wear glasses and tucked in my shirt inside my short. I’m so nerdy y’all.
    In all seriousness, I thought this video gonna be about someone looking dumb then dominate the pitch but nahhhhhhh.

  • Diego Albués
    Diego Albués Hace un día +1

    I'm a bit of a nerd!
    I am a failure playing as a midfielder or striker, but as a defender(zagueiro) I'm the best, a real monster, feared by everyone.

  • Richard Fisher
    Richard Fisher Hace un día

    Come to the UK and try this. You wouldn't get your ankles broken but it would highlight that you're an incredibly average football player.

  • akoyo sama
    akoyo sama Hace un día

    That's kinda offensive bro

  • CB
    CB Hace un día +1

    This type of “nerd plays” are fucking stupid, they act like a smart kid isn’t able to play sports

  • Lucas Maldonado
    Lucas Maldonado Hace un día

    Como va a usar esos botines en sintético? Alto demente

  • Diogo Rocha
    Diogo Rocha Hace un día

    Where were the broken ankles ??

  • nnggg hhaa
    nnggg hhaa Hace un día

    i wish i could learn as a nerd

  • João Castro
    João Castro Hace un día +2

    You're so clumsy with the ball fam, even big boy heskey would top you

    • Gunzzxx
      Gunzzxx Hace un día

      João Castro ayy

  • Alex Zou
    Alex Zou Hace un día

    Excuse plz, wat is soccer?

    LOVE JENKIES Hace un día

    When old school beat new school 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Justin Ramos
    Justin Ramos Hace un día

    all the triggered 3rd world country ppl insulting americans😪

  • Уилл Танцор
    Уилл Танцор Hace un día +1

    Вот у кого футбол еще в более печальном положении

    • Diego Albués
      Diego Albués Hace un día +1

      Печально то, что он не настоящий выродок(nerd) !

  • Benedict Holland
    Benedict Holland Hace un día

    Just saying. I have no experience in football but I know for a fact that I could destroy everybody on that pitch. None of them have any pace and no skills
    Message to that one guy that’s telling everybody that “they’d be crying if they played American football” : come play rugby

  • Butter Bean
    Butter Bean Hace un día

    Come to the uk bro well show u what acc ballers play like

  • NotARealMango
    NotARealMango Hace un día

    Holy shit the salt in the comments man like just stfu